oh my is Milly leaving us?

Yea Fifs Milly going for summer vacation from the UK back home Milly C we need a little farewell speech. Till we meet again Milly's favourite emoticon :Titfuk:

wowee HB rather risque there! ha ha

yeafis we need a couch in here just watching the blue blue cheetahs rugby game then going to hit the pillow. I want to so some painting of my pots that i have love blommejies in on my patio tomorrow and will shop for nice couch in here

Rugby fever yea rugby fever need to all be comfortble. Let me arrange some furniture and munchies. Ok now fifs, jazzy(soccer fanatic) alyx not awe struck with rugby so they can sit at the back.Come on baldy you not a rugby addict shoof up. Eit pops that popcorn looks divine. .look at the rugby enthusiast , getting so excited , pssst just turn telly up a bit, shoop you or Khrissie sitting on the remote. Oh dear Taco fast asleep. Muffin why you peeping, yea they punching each other- they wont get hurt adds a bit of spice to the game. Hawa and Millish sent apologies they have gone to movies. Shu is who knows where maybe on duty

Nasty girls.

Oooo Hlobi I will lie on the other chair and join you

OMG jassy just seen I was chatting to you and les on introduce yourself ag sure it is ok.That is a lovely thread oh jassy seems we are very kiss tonight for you les fifs and alyx night night

Milly C when do you go back for vacation so we can try and get as many on chatbox before you leave-oh me so sad wish you could get link

shuuw they are really rocking

Definition: A Nervous Wreck

Definition of a nervous wreck .....

A man who has a house payment, a car instalment, a wife, a girlfriend....

and they are all a month late !!

Hilarious Confession

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '£750'
Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy -'£1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that c.rap again. You're in my cupboard now'